Don is not one of those guys. Sorry honey. It's ok, he knows it. Anyway, if you don't think this is funny than there is something seriously wrong with you, definitely nuthin' wrong with me. 'Cuz this joke is funny. Ha!
And to my sister Kathy, whose birthday is today, "Happy Birthday!" You always make me smile. So this joke's for you. And yes, this is your present. Sooooooooorrrrry. : )
Here's the joke:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a massive heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: February 16, 2010
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a massive heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: February 16, 2010
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
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LOL! That's it. It made me laugh again.
That was funny...........on to business. Do you have a meatloaf recipe.....Dad has a taste for a good meatloaf....can't find my recipe. What wine would you suggest?
ReplyDeleteMom
Hi Mom! I hardly ever make meat loaf, but if I did there are three places I would check for a recipe. 1)Simply Recipes site 2)Pioneer Woman site 3)My old Betty Crocker Cookbook - which used to be yours. You can click on the two sites I mentioned from my blog. It links right to them. As for wine, I would probably open a red - merlot or malbec, something like that.
ReplyDeleteHere is a link to Elise's classic meat loaf recipe from Simply Recipes.
ReplyDeletehttp://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/classic_meatloaf/
It looks good to me!
Kris